And I will always give my beloved Jersey folks shit. The ones I know would have it no other way.

Ever had Disco Fries at 4AM? It’s fun.

One of my best friends is from Jersey and helped do the first Raves in the US. They were called “The NASA Parties”.

He has the inability to half-ass. I’ve also seen him give everything he owned to a family in need. Everything. Two cars. A house. He signed the deed over. I asked him why and, to him, he was bothered I asked. “You know why. No question. They needed it more.”

GEOTUS is of the same cloth

This same guy Guinness World Records, successfully sued NBC & got 20 kids a massive settlement. NBC plastered them on local news and called them drug addicts by name as minors. Lies.

My fav story is what he and our friend Frankie did. They had this one-upmanship thing going with pranks. One would get the other than vegnece repeat. Well - one day I pick him up from the airport and Frankie walks past - seething.

“Why’s Frankie so mad?”

“I stole a Lamborghini, took off the Lo-Jack, and attached it to his pickup truck. He got SWAT teamed on his way to work yesterday.”

“The pranks Again?! When you guys Gona stop?!”

“I will when he will.”

Lol. Jersey.