Run into the post office. No mask, as usual. I’m the only customer, 3 employees behind plexiglass and masks.
Cashier guy: You got a mask?
Me: hey can I get one stamp?
Cashier guy: You need a mask
Me: I don’t have one
Other guy: Well you need one to be in here
Me: I literally need one stamp
Some other bitch, raising her voice: You literally need a mask to be in here
Me: okay do you have one for me?
Cashier guy: no
Me laughing: well neither do I.
Bitch, angry: sir you need a mask to be in here.
Cashier: the dollar store next door sells them
Me, grabbing the envelope I was going to mail and leaving: Jesus, I would have been gone already.
Fucking USPS. Dumb ass government.
If it's any comfort, I plead guilty to receiving your good luck today. I had to send something certified, so I was expecting a bunch of geriatric frightened zombies plus unionized dorks with a mask-wall. But I have a policy that I'll at least make them ask before I put anything on. Lo and behold, nobody cared about the mask, and I did all my business without one, waiting behind 3-4 customers before arriving at the clerk's window. Made my morning! I'll send some smileys your way. 😁😎😁