The routers themselves have been edited and changed causing the DNS issues. This change was done internally.
The security system they use for card authentication is connected to these systems. That is why the cards don't work.
The sys-admins that can fix the problem can't get physical access to the system as a result, and they don't know who to talk to to get past the physical barriers to the high level security systems to do so.
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The routers themselves have been edited and changed causing the DNS issues. This change was done internally.
The security system they use for card authentication is connected to these systems. That is why the cards don't work.
The sys-admins that can fix the problem can't get physical access to the system as a result, and they don't know who to talk to to get past the physical barriers to the high level security systems to do so.
Or maybe there is an entire platoon of soldiers smashing all the routers to little bits as we speak. I like my version better.
Wiped? Like with a cloth?
I also like your version. If the demon that is FB dies today I will be very happy.