The routers themselves have been edited and changed causing the DNS issues. This change was done internally.
The security system they use for card authentication is connected to these systems. That is why the cards don't work.
The sys-admins that can fix the problem can't get physical access to the system as a result, and they don't know who to talk to to get past the physical barriers to the high level security systems to do so.
I wish. But it doesn't require a platoon of soldiers to bring down any of these resources. Just one guy, gal, or AI with the right access with the right scripts.
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The routers themselves have been edited and changed causing the DNS issues. This change was done internally.
The security system they use for card authentication is connected to these systems. That is why the cards don't work.
The sys-admins that can fix the problem can't get physical access to the system as a result, and they don't know who to talk to to get past the physical barriers to the high level security systems to do so.
Or maybe there is an entire platoon of soldiers smashing all the routers to little bits as we speak. I like my version better.
Wiped? Like with a cloth?
I wish. But it doesn't require a platoon of soldiers to bring down any of these resources. Just one guy, gal, or AI with the right access with the right scripts.
I was just gonna ask if FB flipped the switch on SkyNet and it nuked em.
https://youtu.be/4DQsG3TKQ0I
Dammit arnold is a faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucdZHR75iCM
I also like your version. If the demon that is FB dies today I will be very happy.
hehe never gets old
On the surface, a company finally suffers from its own lack of useful customer support… no sympathy from me. Leave it down forever.
Sounds like how government operates.
I work in the private sector. You have no idea how many people make 6 figures or more who are completely incompetent.
Ahh the Peter Principle holds!
Such is the tech sector. Buncha absolute morons who each do one thing really well.
Yeah I’m amazed at how much my strategy of “trying the slightest bit from time to time” stands out
Makes you wonder how they got there.
All these routers have hard coded console passwords that admins should be able to remotely connect to via out of band.
The fact they can't says a lot.
This is hilarious. As a long time unix admin this is my nightmare. Couldn't happen to a better bunch of losers.