"She entered the room bringing a nauseating odor that was a cross between rotten fish and a road kill skunk. Being the gentlemen I was, I acted like nothing was amiss. But then it happened, she moved closer toward me. I saw her approach but there was nothing I could do I was trapped. As she stood in front of me with her greasy hair and unkempt clothes, I noticed the undeniably uglyness contained within her face. I tried to be cordial and said hello. That was my fatal mistake, a mistake that would haunt me for ten lifetimes.
She opened her mouth to speak to me and I noticed the buildup of plaque and various remnants of meals gone by. I smelled her rancid breath and lost mine. She spoke these words and I knew that this was not going to be the pleasant night I had anticipated "Dont you be looking at me lusting like that, I am a strong woman". It was at that point I vomited upon the wretched feminist. I cant deny the smell was improved. " - chapter four
"She entered the room bringing a nauseating odor that was a cross between rotten fish and a road kill skunk. Being the gentlemen I was, I acted like nothing was amiss. But then it happened, she moved closer toward me. I saw her approach but there was nothing I could do I was trapped. As she stood in front of me with her greasy hair and unkempt clothes, I noticed the undeniably uglyness contained within her face. I tried to be cordial and said hello. That was my fatal mistake, a mistake that would haunt me for ten lifetimes.
She opened her mouth to speak to me and I noticed the buildup of plaque and various remnants of meals gone by. I smelled her rancid breath and lost mine. She spoke these words and I knew that this was not going to be the pleasant night I had anticipated "Dont you be looking at me lusting like that, I am a strong woman". It was at that point I vomited upon the wretched feminist. I cant deny the smell was improved. " - chapter four
Winner of the DJT Prize for Triggering Leftists, you should expand on this!
Thanks.