Science has proven that people who curse are significantly smarter, have a higher vocabulary IQ, are more Honest, and Loyal and make better friends than people who don't--not to mention we're funnier. Cursing also relieves stress and pain and increases performance during sports. Cursing can increase circulation, elevate endorphins, and cause an overall sense of calm, control, and well-being.

There are about 10K articles about these studies online. Look them up. Though at this rate, I'm not sure you're intelligent enough to understand them.

Fucking Church Ladies... If I wanted to be preached to by a repressed idiot who thinks using foul language--or that having long hair and having sex in any position other than missionary--means I'm worshiping Satan and conjuring demons in my basement, I'd go talk to my fucking grandmother.