This is the first time I've thought you've attacked someone who deserved it regarding their grammar. Don't get me wrong, I think it's funny every time, but if what you say is true it grinds my gears as well.

There's a difference between a fat fingered pede getting screwed by the autocorrect on his cash-only burner cell and an official report. Especially one of this import.

I'm going to chalk it up as a situation where somehow CMZ was the copyeditor.