So living in Melbourne, our Premier (Governor) nick named "Dictator Dan" is now in the process of obtaining actual dictator powers (Palpitine style) sending shiver down people's spines. Some of the powers he will have are to imprison people for 2 years if they do not wear their masks correctly, amongst other things. So clearly, we have to escape this situation, and this is my plan.
There are immigrant boats still coming to Australia. I need to smuggle myself on one of them, bribe the captain whatever I can afford to take me all the way to Mexico.
Once I get into Mexico, I will make my way to the nearest friendly Soros representative and obtain my kit with Biden T-shirt, sunnies, Biden hats, my wife will receive her Chanel bag, and then we will join the caravan providing as many pictures as they need us to pose for, and get to the US border.
There, we have a choice to make. Should we cross over to Texas or Florida? From everything I am seeing, DeSantis is the man of the hour, so I am assuming Florida.
Once we cross into Florida, we just ditch our Biden paraphernalia, barter all the Timtams and Veggiemites we carried with us to buy ourselves respectable Maga gear and seek asylum in one of the Patriot's stronghold.
Does anyone identify any loopholes in this plan? Getting excited!
What do you mean? Is he an American? Can't he just fly back and do the quarantine crap?
He's married to an Australian, and they have a twelve year old daughter, he's antivaxx, she's not, and that part is complicated enough, but he said there weren't any flights currently, not even mail was coming from the US for him, this was about three days ago that we talked, he has to make a decision to go alone if a flight becomes available, because she won't want to leave her family. I don't envy him.
Argh, that is such a tough situation to be in. Damn, most Aussies here are vaxxing their kids, I sincerely hope he can stop his wife from doing that to their kid.
Yeah mail has been pretty hard to get nowadays, had no idea that all flights are cancelled. Bloody clown country this is. I hope he can find the best solution for this terrible situation.