So living in Melbourne, our Premier (Governor) nick named "Dictator Dan" is now in the process of obtaining actual dictator powers (Palpitine style) sending shiver down people's spines. Some of the powers he will have are to imprison people for 2 years if they do not wear their masks correctly, amongst other things. So clearly, we have to escape this situation, and this is my plan.

There are immigrant boats still coming to Australia. I need to smuggle myself on one of them, bribe the captain whatever I can afford to take me all the way to Mexico.

Once I get into Mexico, I will make my way to the nearest friendly Soros representative and obtain my kit with Biden T-shirt, sunnies, Biden hats, my wife will receive her Chanel bag, and then we will join the caravan providing as many pictures as they need us to pose for, and get to the US border.

There, we have a choice to make. Should we cross over to Texas or Florida? From everything I am seeing, DeSantis is the man of the hour, so I am assuming Florida.

Once we cross into Florida, we just ditch our Biden paraphernalia, barter all the Timtams and Veggiemites we carried with us to buy ourselves respectable Maga gear and seek asylum in one of the Patriot's stronghold.

Does anyone identify any loopholes in this plan? Getting excited!