Cases, hospitalizations, deaths, lockdowns, quarantines, and the entire narrative of this pandemic are based upon a test that is set up to a 97% false-positive rate.
Furthermore, the inventor of the PCR test called Anthony Fauci a pathological liar and said that his test should never be used to diagnose disease.
https://rumble.com/voe9fw-nobel-prize-winner-pandemic-created-by-97-false-positive-pcr-test.html
If forced to do the nasal swab say you get nose bleeds with every nasal swab, either they will let you do it yourself or will just hit the rim of your nostrils gently.