72 So Fox “News” calls Arizona for Brandon with 1% of results in while the landslide in the VA Governor’s race is a landslide that’s too close to call. posted 3 years ago by R3VO1utionary 3 years ago by R3VO1utionary +72 / -0 America’s news media is fantastic. /s 4 comments share 4 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Have we stopped the counting because of a water main leak yet?
No.
Have we kicked the media and all Republicans out of the counting room because they were violating state Covid mandates yet?
No.
Have we boarded up the windows because of... Well, I don't know why they should be boarded up, but it obviously needs to be done. Have we done it yet?
No.
Have we had truckloads of 3am mail in ballots yet?
No.
Obviously its still too close to call.
Don't forget about the suitcases under the tables. Those will have to be counted at 3 in the morning, after they send everyone else home.