641 () posted 3 years ago by Kautilya 3 years ago by Kautilya +642 / -1 71 comments share 71 comments share save hide report block hide replies
They don't need to finesse you. They can lay their schlong across the table, and you have to watch it get stroked by the fake news until the results stain your shirt.
This was awful and accurate. Kudos and damn you for that imagery.
They don't even have the courtesy to offer a reach around.