Mhm. And guess what? These guys are in the news all of a sudden.

Burma: The coup, obviously.

Turkmenistan: Hasn't reported on covid yet.

Uzbekistan: Wow Forbes is exaggerating a teeny bit https://www.forbes.com/sites/melikkaylan/2021/11/03/the-election-in-uzbekistan-will-affect-the-world/

Syria: The Syrian army just annihilated an ISIS pop-up and desecrated the bodies in a warning to Islamic terrorists.

Laos: CIA just got poopy pants https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/southeast-asia/laos-asia-biggest-drug-bust-b1947579.html

Somalia: This is interesting https://www.independent.co.uk/news/somalia-somaliland-mogadishu-horn-of-africa-corruption-b1918601.html

Western Sahara: Morocco got bonked hard for trying to conquer the rest of the territory while the scamdemic distracted the world.

Mauritius: Massive oil spill killed 25 dolphins and caused a lot of environmental damage right after a cyclone went through.

Guinea: Another coup.

Liberia: Another coup.

Angola: Is coming out of a recession, GDP is beginning to climb higher.

DRC: The usual chaos, 400 insurgents captured a city of 800k people with basically zero fighting.

South Sudan: Airplane crashed on takeoff, unknown who was on board.

Mozambique: The military just retook a port that was controlled by ISIS-Southern Africa.

Greenland: 4 people killed in gunfight over fishing boat. Anyway...

North Korea: Kim is back but he's not Kim. He's Slim.