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StormzAComing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shocking how Elon is turning Technoblade, a man loved by nearly all of Minecraft's community, into a comms. But, big booms are coming, and how else to wake up the video game addicts than to "capitalize" on the death of their favorite man?

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StormzAComing 8 points ago +8 / -0

It would be the most incredible and unbelievable thing if minecraft and Technoblade were SOMEHOW involved in the great Awakening! My mind is exploding!

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StormzAComing 1 point ago +1 / -0

They'll blame it on a comet 4 billion miles away that won't even reach Mars.

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StormzAComing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Very intriguing. Is Ben Garrison in on the storm?

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StormzAComing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which will involve more energy than 100 years of current global power usage.

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StormzAComing 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm a simp for throwing molesters into a wood chipper.

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StormzAComing 2 points ago +2 / -0

"He was by no means awakened, but he was intelligent."

I'm not saying he wanted to kill his fans (which were nearly as diverse as Trump's voter base)

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StormzAComing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh it's certainly wasn't the clotshot. He said he wouldn't get the jab but told people that they should do so if they are immune compromised. He was by no means awakened, but he was intelligent.

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StormzAComing 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now I want to cry. He was a good man. Cabal is gonna Cabal. They couldn't have this man alive, so they irradiated his life and murdered him.

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StormzAComing 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, the constitution doesn't say a president can't rescind any EOs his predecessors signed.

I don't think it mentions it, even.

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StormzAComing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wh did they have to destroy the worlds largest cargo plane? We'll need something to fly all the cabal to Gitmo!

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StormzAComing 3 points ago +3 / -0

And also eat popcorn and laugh at cornpop!

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StormzAComing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't the autists figure out that at least 3 different people had been posting Q drops?

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StormzAComing 2 points ago +2 / -0

I haven't seen "derp" since agar.io was popular! Brings back good memories!

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StormzAComing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well we still have a slim majority. And they can't overturn Dobbs v. Jackson anytime soon or it will be obvious that the SCOTUS is useless even to libs and then nobody will trust the government after that.

5 steps ahead. 5D chess.

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