Frens! Help me prepare for Thanksgiving in CommieFornia. I'll be traveling there from a red state and am dreading seeing my outlaws.
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Are you vaxxed yet? My reply : go fuck yourself.
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Did you Vax your kids yet? My reply : eat a bag of dicks you commie scum.
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Isn't Biden great? My reply : Great in the history of the Muppets, maybe.
Any suggested improvements would be appreciated.
Are you vaxxed yet? My reply : Nope. Im fully organic. Why do you ask? Did you GMO yourself?
Did you Vax your kids yet? My reply : Oh no... no one is using my kids for medical experiments. Do you sell your kids' plasma?
Isn't Biden great? My reply : Best Pedophile we've ever had in the whitehouse!! Your daughter is kinda hot. Do you take showers with her?