Frens! Help me prepare for Thanksgiving in CommieFornia. I'll be traveling there from a red state and am dreading seeing my outlaws.
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Are you vaxxed yet? My reply : go fuck yourself.
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Did you Vax your kids yet? My reply : eat a bag of dicks you commie scum.
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Isn't Biden great? My reply : Great in the history of the Muppets, maybe.
Any suggested improvements would be appreciated.
Ex-Californian here with relatives still in the State of Decay and Despair.
But seriously: There are plenty of sane, decent, anti-Woke people trapped in CA because of vote fraud (decades' worth of fraud). This is the state that voted Reagan into the governorship twice, and then voted in the Governator as a Republican, long before Arnie seemed a complete Woke soyboy.
Your inlaws may be Wokesters (may they awaken from their Wokeness soon) but CA isn't a lost cause yet; fixing the vote fraud would probably end the problem quickly (he says, as if that's a quick and easy thing to do).