Never liked him. Never thought he was funny. Thought he sucked on Ben Stein. Sucked on The Man Show. And his late night show is garbage. I’m not offended by politically incorrect comedy either, it’s just that his comedic rhythm and timing is so pedestrian. There’s no fun behind it, no spirit.

Colbert is another hack I never liked, even when everyone was sniffing his farts. Although his timing is definitely better than Kimmel’s, Colbert’s comedy has always been full of rage. It’s easy to see the pedophile behind the glasses mad at the world that makes him hide his desire to rape kids a secret.

I’m pretty good at sniffing out these pedophiles by analyzing other parts of their character. With Kimmel and Colbert, there was just something off about them that never felt right. When their trips to Epstein Island came out, a lot of that snapped into focus. Others, like Tom Hanks, are better cloaked. Tom Hanks really seemed like a normal boomer to me. Alec Baldwin I also didn’t have figured as a pedophile. I would have guessed he was either a huge womanizer or a homo.