"It's essential that we assisted in relocating these 1300 kids. We're going to focus all our efforts to place these 1000 kids with vetted sponsors to ensure that the 900 children be given a bright Future. The health of these 500 kids depends on all of us, which is why we're pleased to annouce there are no kids without sponsors according to our systems."
/sarc
Biden Administration be like:
"It's essential that we assisted in relocating these 1300 kids. We're going to focus all our efforts to place these 1000 kids with vetted sponsors to ensure that the 900 children be given a bright Future. The health of these 500 kids depends on all of us, which is why we're pleased to annouce there are no kids without sponsors according to our systems."
Exactly!