Any sauce to help me started down the yellow brick road?

The real Yellow Brick Road is the trail of animal-shaped burial mounds oriented towards the "Path of Souls" and Racine, Wisconsin is the real-life Emerald City, where the men behind the curtain model nearly every aspect of life from cradle to grave, and where the most important global decisions are made ranging from nuclear arms control agreements to the founding of the international criminal court.

Racine is the "root" of the world tree; the Axis Mundi; the "root" of the celestial pole (Earth's axis of rotation) and the Point and Place where the center of the Milky Way galaxy glides over the horizon and crosses the worlds largest source of fresh water, the Great Lakes, which were formed by a comet impact that caused extinction level events around 12,000 years ago.

That is why the Mound Builders believed the area was the gateway into the Path of Souls through the constellation Orion and why they were the first to name the area "root" [Chippecotton] and "pike/pole" [Kenosha] - because an Axis Mundi is a pole, or ladder, between worlds

In order to understand what I am saying, you must acquaint yourself with the Mound Builders' religion and the Path of Souls ritual. This 20-minute documentary will explain most of what you need to know, but to summarize their beliefs:

• the Milky Way was known as the Path of Souls
• after death, the soul had to find water, which was believed to be the surface of the underworld. This is why burial mounds are always located near water.
• When the Eye-in-Hand constellation (Orion) appeared in the night sky, the soul would attempt to leap through Orion's nebula which was the "eye" of the hand-star - a portal into the Path of Souls.

This is almost identical to the beliefs of the ancient Egyptians who were so certain that Orion is where the soul went after death that they placed the bodies of their dead pharoahs inside of pyramids that were aligned with Orion and built to the exact proportions of the chemical structure of the water molecule. To prove that latter point, consider the Pythagorean pentagram, a five pointed star with the bond angle of the water molecule encoded within it; when this hidden shape is divided by the golden ratio a perfect drawing of the great pyramid of Giza is created.

That is why a five pointed star represented the afterlife in Egyptian hieroglyphics. A pentagram symbolized the land of the Star Gods, and a pentacle (a star with a circle around it) represented Duat, the underworld, or Land of the Dead. The Milky Way itself was represented by Nu, the Mother Goddess of the Primordial Waters, and her hieroglyphic symbol was the water pot.

Now you should understand many obscure things about Racine, like why the billionaire elites who live there go to school at Cornell University and join the Sphinx Head society, or why the Racine Masonic center is decorated in Egyptian symbols. You should also be able to interpret the real meaning behind these words:

• "Somewhere over the rainbow
• Way up high
• There's a land that I heard of
• Once in a lullaby"

and...

• "Someday I'll wish upon a star
• And wake up where the clouds are far
• Behind me
• Where troubles melt like lemon drops"

Now ask yourself where the Wizard of Oz first premeried, and where the actor who played the Wizard of Oz went to school in real life.