One day a French journalist was interviewing a veteran of the Great War. He said "At night when we slept in the mud, we could smell the rats running over us". The somewhat silly reporter “Weren't there any cats?” The veteran replied, “Yes, we ever saw one. We cut off his head to eat it because in the first line we only ate half-rotten meat ".
One day a French journalist was interviewing a veteran of the Great War. He said "At night when we slept in the mud, we could smell the rats running over us". The somewhat silly reporter “Weren't there any cats?” The veteran replied, “Yes, we ever saw one. We cut off his head to eat it because in the first line we only ate half-rotten meat ".