I diagnosed Dr. Kyle Merritt to have an acute case of Rothschild-Soros Fecal Brain Syndrome. It's an auto-immune disease in which the body attacks a brain that has decomposed and solidified into a peanut-like clumps of fecal matter (turds). He is presenting the classic symptoms as his body tries to expel the toxic substance through the nearest orifice, his mouth, which constantly pinches off nuggets of blithe stupidity that he thinks make him look smart. Pity him if he refuses the cure, which would be recognizing the truth and admitting that his words are nothing but pure caca. Otherwise he will be spewing crap out of his mouth for the rest of his life and not even know it.