And I christen thee Nu. (Rumbling murmurs from audience. "Sir that might confuse people who will hear "New". We already know there are new variants" ). OK then, I'll christen thee Xi. (Louder murmurs from Asian side of the room. " Sir, we can't have a name of a virus be that of a person.). OK then let's be third time lucky. I christen thee Oncimoron, Um... Omicron.
https://babylonbee.com/news/white-smoke-emanates-from-wuhan-lab-chimney-signaling-a-new-variant-has-been-named
White Smoke Emanates From Wuhan Lab Chimney Signaling A New Variant Has Been Named
New Pope?!
Ah, damn.
And I christen thee Nu. (Rumbling murmurs from audience. "Sir that might confuse people who will hear "New". We already know there are new variants" ). OK then, I'll christen thee Xi. (Louder murmurs from Asian side of the room. " Sir, we can't have a name of a virus be that of a person.). OK then let's be third time lucky. I christen thee Oncimoron, Um... Omicron.
I shouldn't have but I enjoyed that chuckle. Thanks.