Teacher reads from history book in 2050:

The human race has never been well adapted to the cold. It can cause heart attacks and blood clots. That is why humans generally live closer to the equator and why we are fighting so hard to prevent Global Cooling.

We first started noticing this trend of Global Cooling in the late 20th century. We began increasing our CO2 output to prevent this. All of the worlds scientists agree that if we do our part, and increase CO2 levels by 50% before 2100 we can prevent the next Ice Age and save the human race from the cold that would kill us.

Teacher:

That's our history lesson for today children. What else can we do to help humans survive Global Cooling?

"Know it all" child raises hand

Teacher:

Yes Adolf?

Adolf:

We can take the new vaccine that Pfizer made that helps prevent against the Cold Virus.

Teacher:

That's right Adolf. All of you should do your best to get your vaccinations every month to make sure that everyone else doesn't die.

Student Two:

But how does me getting a shot help everyone else?

Teacher:

That's not a very socially responsible question. Do you want to kill other people? Do you want to kill your grandparents? I think you may need another Treatment. Please go see the Autodoc and watch the pretty Monarch as it flies across the screen.