"Everyone knows bad news travels faster than light. The Hingefreel people even built ships powered by it. The problem? They were so unwelcome wherever they landed, that they decided it just wasn't worth getting there that fast." That's us, Anons! Be patient with your normies. They're freaking out!
(media.patriots.win)
🌎 WWG1WGAWW 🌍
Why is this stickied? OC, let's gooooo! I made this meme to cheer everyone up and to remind us all that, hey, being a conspiracy theorist WHO IS RIGHT pretty much ALL THE TIME is a very hard job. First, our theories come true, and by the time the normies realize we were right, everything is on fire. And now with people dying, we're seriously running around saying, "The best is yet to come??"
No wonder they think we're insane. But we're right again! And, yeah, another two weeks becomes two months, becomes two years.... OF WINNING, that is. 🥇
While we're holding the line, let's get our meme factories started up, again. We'll need them for Jussie (the prosecution lawyer just CRIED, claiming the judge lunged at him) and when Ghislane's black book derps, it's going to be a pretty target rich environment out there.
Bonus points to anyone who can identify the book I scoped my title from! 😎
So, this is a funny and mostly harmless sticky. (But if Kim Clement was right, good news is sometimes even faster, and he seemed to be well-received, despite the improbability driving his path. Eventually we'll all get there.)
The frog award is yours!!! +10 for creativity 🐸🥇
RIP Douglas Adams 💐
Personally, I love reading catsfive latest sticky catsfive.
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https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/782724-nothing-travels-faster-than-the-speed-of-light-with-the
The Hingefreel people are a race based on the planet Arkintoofle Minor. This race attempted to build ships powered by bad news, as this has the well-known ability to travel faster than light. However, the idea was soon abandoned as the ships didn't work very well, and were unwelcome wherever they landed anyway.
The Hingefreel people are mentioned in:
Have you considered how stickying your own meme could reflect negatively on GAW, like a beauty pageant judge awarding himself first prize?
I'm unsure if it's a good look for this community.