"Everyone knows bad news travels faster than light. The Hingefreel people even built ships powered by it. The problem? They were so unwelcome wherever they landed, that they decided it just wasn't worth getting there that fast." That's us, Anons! Be patient with your normies. They're freaking out!
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The Hingefreel people are a race based on the planet Arkintoofle Minor. This race attempted to build ships powered by bad news, as this has the well-known ability to travel faster than light. However, the idea was soon abandoned as the ships didn't work very well, and were unwelcome wherever they landed anyway.
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