395 () posted 2 years ago by ghost_of_aswartz 2 years ago by ghost_of_aswartz +395 / -0 28 comments share 28 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Yeah but the Amish are modest, so they cover most of their skin.
I prefer to think that they do not watch television, so they developed an immunity to fear porn amd fake news. There are no Amish hypochondriacs.
They never stopped Sunday services at each others' homes and they took communion from a common cup. Everyone got sick at the same time, everyone got over it, and everyone obtained immunity. They trusted God and were rewarded for it.
Plus they work in the dirt. People who work in the dirt give their immune systems constant practice.
....or maybe the Amish don't inject their veins with nano razorblades.