Here's how I see it:

A spork is "good" on paper.

People have made and use sporks.

There are people who prefer sporks over all other utensils.

And then there are people who use chopsticks, and put sporks, forks, and spoons alike the same category.

Are we better off with the variety? Yeah, I'd say so.

But at the end of the day, they are all tools to make something which you can already do easier -- which is to eat.

If they allow you to eat easier than using your hands, they are good, which is why we know about them.

However, you must agree that not every utensil is suited to every meal.

Chopsticks and forks suck ass at eating soup.

Spoons are crap at eating a steak.

To escape from the subjective trappings of things like CRT, I can objectively state that while all utensils have their purposes, some are dynamically preferable to others.

That goes double for when you try to Frankenstein two of them together.

Which brings me back to the spork.

It is a combination of a spoon and a fork. It's strength is utility, but it is not preferable to a fork when eating steak just as it is not preferable to a spoon when eating soup.

Where am I going with all this?

On paper, everything above is fine and dandy. No one should have a life-crisis level of a problem with the logic.

BUT...

When you go to a restaurant that forces you to eat soup with a fork because the management is batshit insane...

Well, let's just agree that restaurant won't be around for very long.

And that's what I mean when I say God wouldn't permit it to grow.

Not because it is necessarily due to the morals of the religion...

But because a shit religion is going to be shit, and only shitty people will engage with it, leaving it a pile of shit.

God is the Law (Read through David's psalms).

There is a time for planting, a time for growing, and a time for harvest.

That's the Law.

You can absolutely break that law, by doing it out of order, but I guarantee you that nothing will grow, especially without the approval of God.

So, most of these scumbag parasites will find a "good" (or good enough) religion that has already been through the planting phase, latch on during the growing phase, and then when harvest comes around they embezzle everything and leave it a husk.

Ultimately, however, we have to concede that the best way to eat food is with our friends and families.

No utensil can replace them.