"If you are truly looking for a relationship where you are not allowed close contact with other people such as your family, a relationship where you do as you are told without question, a relationship where if you question anything you are gaslighted and told you are crazy, a relationship where you will not be allowed to work, shop or have fun without an unnecessary medical procedure,...Look no further, you are in that relationship now! Enjoy your relationship with the pharmaceutical companies and your government. "
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"If you are truly looking for a relationship where you are not allowed close contact with other people such as your family, a relationship where you do as you are told without question, a relationship where if you question anything you are gaslighted and told you are crazy, a relationship where you will not be allowed to work, shop or have fun without an unnecessary medical procedure,...Look no further, you are in that relationship now! Enjoy your relationship with the pharmaceutical companies and your government. "