... it is Michelle Obama’s kitchen, and Barry never existed.

Some rando naked bitch is making him a sandwich

There's a box with 2 slices of leftover pizza, some sour milk and one beer in the frig.

A blow up doll is laying on the kitchen table.

All your food comes in a box or plastic wrappers

You're casual and happy.

..it is clean.

2-3 near empty jars of peanut butter.

You have to move the motorbike engine in order to open the fridge to check if there's any milk that hasn't gone off.

What made me think of this is when I realized that I have a cordless drill with a bottle brush (for glasses) mounted in the collet, sitting right next to the sink..... permanently.

interesting... Site spell checker doesn't know the word collet