Step 1: Wear a road crew vest and a slave mask (for anonymity).

Step 2: Stand out front of a Walmart.

Step 3: Demand to see the vax card of anyone who enters.

Step 4: Take a fat-ass permanent black marker and cross out the person's name and the name and lot numbers of the vaccines they got.

Step 5: Hand it back to them and tell them they have to hurry inside or Covid will get them.

Step 6: Laugh your ass off.

Step 7: Do not comply.