Which part, the slave master part or the chick who got turned into salt for looking back at the city that was destroyed?

I completely believe in God, but I think the religions and most of what's in the books of each one are mostly trash. Like, I dont believe God is as much of a petulant asshole as the bible would have us believe. And I dont think people go to hell for things largely out of their control (like choosing the "wrong" religion or being atheist while being a good person all their life, being gay whether it's because they were born that way or touched on as a child, etc.).