193 Went to the Mall today... posted 2 years ago by 1Markseeker 2 years ago by 1Markseeker +193 / -0 I literally watched masked women lift perfume samples up to their masks to smell it. I just can’t... 18 comments share 18 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Why did you go to a mall? I have been in one of those hell holes in years.
My town used to have one, but people quit going to it. So they shut it down.
There are abandoned malls all over the world now.
Because I have a wife. And she wants a very expensive gift that I can’t get delivered in time for Christmas. And there’s only one other place to get it:
The Mall
You're a good husband.
"She wants." I'm glad my wife isn't a gold digger. Maybe you should have started shopping sooner.