Guess who wasn't invited?
This guy {two thumbs}
I got an expensive cheese package delivered to me from a secretary and a 75$ gift card to Wegmans. They had $100 a head lunch at the main office.
Cool with me bro! Only pure blood left in the company!
Holding. the. fucking. line.
Good on ya! You should start putting together your list of reasons you've escaped going to the wretched office Christmas party, and sell them. I'll bet you'd make a forturne.