So Old Joe has come up with half a billion tests to be sent out to Americans. Now I don't know if they're just going to send them, or if you have to request them, but either way I would like to propose a sort of poll. It's self-reporting, so no way it can be scientific, but just for grins and giggles, how about if we get these tests in the mail, we start testing weird things around the house and report back on GAW the results?

You could test pee, poo, apple juice, tap water, vegetables, dogs, cats, goats, whatever you can think of. Then post the results here.... date of test, item tested, and results.