Just one more booster.

Nah, that's the kind of fish you catch with dynamite

I'd say it was born with fetal alcohol syndrome, but fetal alcohol syndrome doesn't cause that much brain damage.

I think its father just fucked a carp.

That's one ugly Walleye. Throw it back.

Light foot, Heavy Hand, Funny face.

Sure as hell ain't going to eat THAT one! I'll throw it on the bank and let it dry up..

Cut the line, and cut your loss. You can buy a new lure. There’s no tellin’ why that thing will do if you pull it out of the water.

There are a lot of fishy people about!

Debbie Wasserman Shultz always makes me think of fish, too.

Yall it's Christmas I told Jesus I was gonna be good 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣