I'd rather watch paint dry with Michael Landon but Tim Allen is an American treasure.
Great joke, especially the second line.
Christians aren't even remotely aware of the true gospel. Your tripe gets downvoted because we're finally starting to see, like how this movement started with realizing the Old Guard, that many of your doctrines and practices aren't representative of the Biblical God or the testimony of the Scriptures. That's a real problem for all of you because the Lord doesn't leave His children ignorant of such things.
Basically, even those is the world can spot a phony. How much more among those who are waking?
You've just been snared by a false gospel is all.
If these christian dimwits take control through this plan, which they hope to, they'll kill you no matter how many goals you have in common. If you think they won't, you know nothing of history. Once they get their way, like the DS, they'll dispose of "sinners."
In all fairness, that's probably what an immigrant worker would be doing. Still, she's an obnoxious cunt.
Calling a haughty spade a haughty spade now equates to leftism? I think I'm over target. The thing is that, instead of inquiring about why I would think so, you simply settled for insults. My fren, there are so many things wrong with your religion, it's doctrine and it's practice that I'm willing to bet you're unaware.
It's usually the ones who boast of their knowledge that are the ones confounded, in ignorance.
Official witch? The vast majority of these people are posers who have no idea about real sorcery. Modern witchcraft is so diluted that it's hardly effective. I'll roll a D20, cast magic missile and drop three D6 damage on that bitch.
As a former bouncer and in the words of Chapelle: "that is correct."
He had to because the dumb fuck got married (his first mistake) to a woke black cunt (his second mistake) and you know the loudmouth is his leash. What's good for the goose is good for the gander, eh?
People still listen to this hack?
If you willingly murder your own child, you need to be executed. Nothing more or less. You've proven yourself to be irresponsible and unable to make choices that benefit society.
Parents can be the worst
As if she'd care? You think that dying changes someone automatically?
Whites are the descendants of Japeth, son of Noah. Blacks are the descendants of Ham, son of Noah. What did the Bible say? "Cursed be Canaan!" and so it continues to this day.
I consider myself, in general, to be an evil person (according to God's standards) and I've done some fucked up shit in my life. Been to prison twice and refuse to allow lawmakers to violate my constitutional right but the depth and scope of evil that I've witnessed in the past five years leaves me nauseated. I just don't understand how such evil is possible by so many.
Fuckin a, God needs to end this shit and I don't care if I have to pay the price as well.
If you honestly think that the Lord is going to protect you from the bloodbath or food shortage to come, you're a sucker. Better yet, you're already dead. He spared not His only begotten, blameless Son and y'all think you're going to be fine when you can't even keep His commandments? That stash is only going to last so long. What then?
Time to watch your precious false religion fall. Glorious.
They're the worst. They think that they're going to take over when this is all said and done. I don't think so. They're as big a threat as the DS.
We do everything better until it comes to running from the cops and some sports.
He was talking about fake believers and their churches. You're thinking from the flesh. It's not the physical lineage that makes a Jew. He was speaking of Christianity.