Two things I swear by:

Never take medical advice from a chiropractor unless they ALSO practice sports medicine. If not, they will light incense on your back and claim aspirin is as damaging to your body as cocaine.

Never trust or hire an attorney unless they have facial hair. Trust me on this one. No attorney worth his salt has time to shave. Same goes for the lady lawyers. You want that bulldog with the fuzzy lip and a hairy grandma mole the size of texas. If they wax their lip or pluck out their chin hair, they're more worried about their appearance than they are about your case.