My dumbass mother got the vaccine as fast as she could. Then like a week later she got admitted to the hospital for a blood clot in her leg. She didn't see any connection between the blood clot and the jab until I suggested it. Now she can't wait to get boosted. Tried nagging me about not getting the jab, started talking about how her getting the polio vaccine as a child meant we didn't have to deal with polio today.

"Yeah, but are you still getting polio boosters every 3 months? And does polio infect every single mammal species on the planet like covid does? You think all the dears and rats dog cats and bats are all getting the pfizer jab?"