Wow, almost as if. No it can't be, can it? Almost as if it's the flu or common cold. My oh my. Looks like we need to shut everything down again... Over a cold
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Made this up while rocking my infant son with a bad cold years ago.
I always thought it would have made a good commercial jingle.
Like Mr. Sandman
Mr. Coldman, please let me be
I got a fever of a hundred and three
I've got a nose that's run for days
And I hurt about a hundred ways
Coldman please give me a break
My daddy says I deserve a fair shake
He thinks that I am sweet as honey
But he wishes that my nose weren't runny
Coldman hear my plea
I would be happier if you left me
So please be on your drabby way
Mr. Coldman leave me today.
Mr. Coldman, I'm getting tied of this pain
All this coughing driving me insane
I'm getting tired of being congested
There's not a moment when I can get rested
Coldman hear my plea
I would be happier if you left me
So please be on your drabby way
Mr. Coldman leave me, please please leave me
Mr. Coldman leave me today.
You’ve gotta make a commercial jingle from that😃
I try to convince my brother that it would be a great children's cold relief medication jingle, and I think it would be. Being the brand manager of a major product, he had connections with some top Madison Ave. ad firms, and he told me there was not the slightest chance that I could get an ad firm to use my idea or jingle. He said they are paid to come up with ideas to sales products, and using an outsiders idea goes against their ego's and what they are paid to do.
The way it has to work is for them to commission with a commercial artist to compose a jingle that expresses their idea.
So I gave up the idea. That was back in the 80's. Lots of things have changed in the Internet age.
What about making a video of you singing it and submit it yourself?
Wow, me singing it would blow my chances.
I'm pretty sure I ran all the cats out of the neighborhood back in the 80's.