thanks mate! unfortunately she has a heart condition and her cardiologist fear mongered the heck outta her before we ever met, so because im unjabbed (which she believes should be a choice) she doesnt want to hang in person til the wave is over, but shiela, theres gonna be another wave, hows that gonna work? in normal times I'd take a trip to dingo donger land just to try out some of the phrases.... but freq flyer miles are useless when all the destinations are prisons with jabbed entry fees. I am saving your message though. I'm gonna find some way to try em out. Hope ya'll doing alrite out there. when this shit is over im going on a world tour, and im buying drinks fren!
Unless being held at gunpoint was involved you were not forced into anything. Stick to the word coerced. You can lie to yourself all you want but let's not spread that lie to others.
My favorite part was it’s my carrot, you got it out of MY refrigerator. Brilliant!
ya that was spot on. I also like the phrase piss wick.
Piss weak.
oh. i liked the thought of a wick, in piss. I'm dating an aussie, any fun saying i can use? I just heard ....was it budget british slang for an aussie
When you are thirsty throw out the "I'm dry as a dead dingo's donger".
If she wants to go somewhere you can ask her "Isn't that out back of woop woop?"
Or next time you go to the beach or to a pool ask her "Do you think I should get some budgie smugglers?"
Good luck with your Aussie shiela. I hope she bangs like a dunny door! ;-p
thanks mate! unfortunately she has a heart condition and her cardiologist fear mongered the heck outta her before we ever met, so because im unjabbed (which she believes should be a choice) she doesnt want to hang in person til the wave is over, but shiela, theres gonna be another wave, hows that gonna work? in normal times I'd take a trip to dingo donger land just to try out some of the phrases.... but freq flyer miles are useless when all the destinations are prisons with jabbed entry fees. I am saving your message though. I'm gonna find some way to try em out. Hope ya'll doing alrite out there. when this shit is over im going on a world tour, and im buying drinks fren!
Howls...never stand in the way of an Aussie lady on a rant....
Love it.
...some ladies are so adorable when they're all riled up....
Fuckery indeed, was forced by my employer and now getting forceful threats for the “boost” almost replied to all “FUCK YOU”
...hold the line....
Unless being held at gunpoint was involved you were not forced into anything. Stick to the word coerced. You can lie to yourself all you want but let's not spread that lie to others.
FUCK YOU, YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW GOD DAMNED EXPENSIVE CHEMO AND RADIATION IS FOR A DEPENDANT
You are no different than the ghouls wishing I die of covid