Kamela is not only found to have not been born in the US, it's discovered she's a guy named Kadmiel. She runs off to the Kasbah with Big Mike Obama. Meanwhile, Jill "The First Wife's Death Was an Accident" Biden, in a fit of pique over yet another embarrassing faux pas by Joe, stabs him to death with a large hat pin stolen from the First Ladies' Gowns display at the Smithsonian (Mrs. Grover Cleveland) and is then herself killed in a vicious attack by Commander, who is fed up with being chased around by demented fool.

All is not lost for the Dems, however, as Chuck Schumer, aided by his friend Mitch "Turtle" McConnell, pushes through legislation providing that death is not an impediment to maintaining the presidency. This is a compromise bill that includes a proviso, tacked onto the bill in the House, with the same provision covering the speaker of the House.

However, Washington DC soon after implodes from the psychic energy produced by the entire mass of politicians, lobbyists, well paid staffers, intelligence buffoons and journalists with their leaker cohorts reacting with rage of a thousand suns to a blistering barrage of memes from Q followers, aka "Qanons," inspired by the shenanigans in DC.