My Brother could, he used it quite a few times. He had had some problems and the feds were just following him to harass him. One followed him into an elevator with direct eye to eye contact, as soon as the door closed my brother smiled and let go a silent but deadly fart. He also used in jail for an extra jerk guard, he had to walk by the guy every night and every single time my brother gave it to him. He was quite proud of his superpower at even at 65.
I would have turned and farted in his general direction. (in the voice of monty python)
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If you can fart anywhere, in bed, on the street, in court, at your wedding, you, my good man or woman are truly free. - LuvTheSmellofFreedom
My Brother could, he used it quite a few times. He had had some problems and the feds were just following him to harass him. One followed him into an elevator with direct eye to eye contact, as soon as the door closed my brother smiled and let go a silent but deadly fart. He also used in jail for an extra jerk guard, he had to walk by the guy every night and every single time my brother gave it to him. He was quite proud of his superpower at even at 65.
Great words to live by, fren.