I've told that to co workers "sorry, I don't discuss my medical history with anyone but my doctor". That alone got a wide eyed reaction and a stammering "uhh ahh OK".
How about, fuck no, I did not take the poison death shot, which absolutely is in fact a poison death shot because I can prove it mathmatically, so fuck off and don't ever ask me that again.
I've told that to co workers "sorry, I don't discuss my medical history with anyone but my doctor". That alone got a wide eyed reaction and a stammering "uhh ahh OK".
How about, fuck no, I did not take the poison death shot, which absolutely is in fact a poison death shot because I can prove it mathmatically, so fuck off and don't ever ask me that again.
I'm polite at first, but my Fuck you is in the chamber
Just say no. Saltylily.
I usually laugh and say "uh, no...did you?!?" with an incredulous look on my face.