Wait, don’t you mean “for a stick of fat-free lactose-free organic expeller pressed vegan plant based solid spread…”?

I dunno though.. based on what I see on my Karentown Facebook page, the dummies care more about getting vax tests than food. Fucking seriously, we get at least a dozen “where can I find a test” and “they have tests at ___” every day. Meanwhile the meat section of our supermarkets in town are nearly empty, and in the past 2 weeks there was one post (that the admin shut commenting off).

So yeah if you want free Karen BJs, stock up on tests. But I don’t know why you’d want one.