Well LeBron wouldn't let the Lakers trade Kuzma for the longest time even though he's not very good. Didn't get angry with him on the court despite not being very good and despite being a dick to everyone else. Then Kuzma started dying his hair and dressing all feminine and even got a couple of LeBron's tattoos tattooed onto himself. Also faggy game-to-game instances like LeBron walking off the court after a win, to the bench, straight to Kuzma, who gets up and gets nose-to-nose with LeBron and they're staring into each other's eyes as Kuzma mimes placing a crown on LeBron's head.
Wouldn't surprise me at all about LeBron, either. I've seen him show up to arenas with like a regular suit top, but with short shorts and literally carrying a purse.
I think he might be a double agent tasked with making conspiracy realists look stupid. He has a freemason or illuminati (forgot which) tattoo.
Plus, along with Kyle Kuzma, I think he's one of the dudes LeBron was definitely banging out for a time.
Ooo please do tell, I hadnt heard that James was a closet gay
Well LeBron wouldn't let the Lakers trade Kuzma for the longest time even though he's not very good. Didn't get angry with him on the court despite not being very good and despite being a dick to everyone else. Then Kuzma started dying his hair and dressing all feminine and even got a couple of LeBron's tattoos tattooed onto himself. Also faggy game-to-game instances like LeBron walking off the court after a win, to the bench, straight to Kuzma, who gets up and gets nose-to-nose with LeBron and they're staring into each other's eyes as Kuzma mimes placing a crown on LeBron's head.
Wouldn't surprise me at all about LeBron, either. I've seen him show up to arenas with like a regular suit top, but with short shorts and literally carrying a purse.