44 () 🐴 SHITPOST 💩 posted 2 years ago by MAGULQ 2 years ago by MAGULQ +44 / -0 15 comments share 15 comments share save hide report block hide replies
This is kinda funny.
When I was about 6 years old…our neighbor brought a spider monkey back from his overseas travels.
I thought he was so cute and I really wanted to let him, but he wouldn’t come to me.
So, I pulled on his leash to bring him in. Well he certainly didn’t like that and he scratched my face pretty bad.
Scar didn’t fade for thirty years.
Never, ever …. pull a monkey’s chain.