Yinz gotta stop with the bad rumors about da Burgh. Pittsburgh has two newer stadiums. One is for the Stillers and their QB that is a hit with the ladies, but he's gone retired now and won't be playin' or rapin' dahntahn no more. The other is for the baseball team owned by a jagoff corporate welfare recipient that looks like an inbred nerd n'at.

The stadiums make Pittsburgh important and world class according to local experts. So do the bike lanes made by former Mayor Red Santa Peduto. It shows Pittsburgh cares n'at. Pittsburghers watch all water consumption when we worsh our bikes too.

OK, I can't type and consider that fucking embarrassing, drunk sounding hillbilly accent at the same time. I hate Pittsburgh.

Citizens of that city think it is the greatest place on Earth. Few dare to venture out of the region. Those that do RUN for the exits having seen that life doesn't involve drinking 7 days a week and worshiping fixed concussionball game shows and their various actors while pissing away half of their income on taxes.

The people around Pittsburgh treat the Steelers like they are gods. Many of these people refuse to see how the Steelers were given preferential treatment by the NFL in the 1970s ... the league didn't seem to care about players on certain teams (cough Raiders cough Steelers) juicing up in the AFC. This led to the Steelers winning 4 Super 'Bowels' in six years throughout the 70s using techniques similar to transvestite men competing in women's sports (in fact, 5 of their six super bowels were scummy and seemingly fixed). Regardless, they think those super bowel 'wins' make Pittsburgh the place to be. Sad, though I could see how it might appeal to retards.

People around the region have a hard time coming to grips with the fact that they aren't a sports championship city anymore. Their stick and puck team is doing ok, but their concussionball team is on a downswing and their stick and ball team only exists for its owner to pocket welfare. However, when given the chance to improve the city infrastructure, people in the area will throw that money towards improving worthless garbage like more sportsball related nonsense and bike lanes. They'll blame the bridge collapse on Reagan and Trump of course ... they are convinced that they lost their steelworker jobs in the 70s because of those two men and that they're the cause of anything bad in Pittsburgh.

Over the past 20 years, the city and state have pissed away something like $200M trying to lure high tech companies to the area using all sorts of programs devised by idiots that never ran a company. I think that nonsense created something like 100 jobs over the past two decades ... most of which they shouldn't take a shred of credit for luring since Google wound up opening an office in Pittsburgh for some expertise present at CMU. Pathetic.

Columbus, Ohio, a city smaller than Pittsburgh and usually laughed at by the citizens of Pittsburgh because they don't have a professional concussionball or stick-and-ball team, wound up luring an entire industry to their region with their recent news of Intel building a semiconductor fab there. They did it using big beautiful roads and lower taxes. I'm sure Columbus & OH government made out at the expense of taxpayers, but nothing near the $200M Pittsburgh has wasted.

Anyway, Pittsburgh is nothing but a black hole in city form. Between the billion blown on the stadiums + worthless convention center, the multibillion dollar airport that 13 or 14 flights use per day, the idiotic pursuit of companies that don't want to come to a high tax area with narrow roads loaded with potholes, and the fucking idiot liberals making the roads even worse with their bike lanes that 17 people use per year, it deserves to crumble to the ground. Pittsburgh is so bad that I suspect the Chinese wouldn't attack it in the event of war since it is a net drain on the United States (plus most of the colleges in the area LOVE China ... those freaks and faggots would probably become orgasmic at the prospect of killing conservative US citizens if it ever came to that).