NV Gov: Weekly testing for non- or partially-jabbed ONLY. Starts Feb 21st.
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That's hilarious.
They will be mailing the Covid tests to employees at home... so they can take the Covid tests themselves?
Of course, they will have NAVICA people on the internet with you, camera, microphone and speaker to make sure you test properly and they "witness" the tests.
What they wouldn't "witness" is the fact that I'd modify every test a few days in advance. I'd use a syringe to remove the liquid from the foil-topped test cylinder, then rinse and replace it with saline water. :>) Just make sure the foil top doesn't show the syringe hole.
The person monitoring the test will watch you peel the foil off the top of a new test cylinder, swab your nose properly, swish everything around in the solution... and then nothing shows up on the test strip. :>) Even the control mark won't show up... but that's OK, it still means you passed.
Mail me as many tests as you want. I'll pass them all without a problem.
I honestly have no idea how these tests are implemented (other than where they insert the Q-tip), only that I will never -- absolutely never -- take one. Your insight is much appreciated!