I totally thought the same thing, until I saw the picture and descriptions. He needed force in the front of his face/eyes to break those bones, then a hit on the back of the skull hard enough to break the bone and move his brain around hard enough for the brain to show an injury opposite to the blow. That’s pretty hard.

Maybe he got his face slammed forward into something, then backwards hard.

Maybe the “ official” report was just to cover up the vaccine link? It’s weird all around.