Pretend you don’t recognise him. Even when he gives you his name. “And what do you do for a living, Mr Baldwin?” “Oh, actor? Stage or screen?” “Do you enjoy the work?” And when he pushes his filmography with the line “surely you’ve heard of…”, stay poker-faced. “Nope, sir. Can’t say I’ve heard of it.” “So what brings you to the area?” “Do you have a big family?” “Any kids?” etc
Pretend you don’t recognise him. Even when he gives you his name. “And what do you do for a living, Mr Baldwin?” “Oh, actor? Stage or screen?” “Do you enjoy the work?” And when he pushes his filmography with the line “surely you’ve heard of…”, stay poker-faced. “Nope, sir. Can’t say I’ve heard of it.” “So what brings you to the area?” “Do you have a big family?” “Any kids?” etc
could bring up his Christian brother's name who rejected hollywierd.
ask him about his father and call him xander, he loves that.
"You lick bald whaaaat??"
Thanks for the belly laugh, fren. I’d give you 10 updoots for that if I could.